>KENYAN ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You eat Both of Them.
>You Blame Indians For Shortages.
>You Ask European Union To Give
>another Two Cows To Eat.
>
>TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and buy a bull.
>Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
>You retire on the income.
>
>INDIAN ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You worship them.
>
>PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
>
>You don't have any cows.
>You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
>You ask the US for financial aid,
>China for military aid,
>British for Warplanes,
>Italy for machines,
>Germany for technology,
>French for submarines,
>Switzerland for loans,
>Russia for drugs,
>Japan for equipment.
>You buy the cows with all this and claim
>exploitation by the world.
>
>AMERICAN ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You sell one and force the other to produce
>the milk of four cows.
>You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
>You put the blame on some nation with cows &
>naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
>You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
>
>FRENCH ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You go on strike because you want three cows.
>
>GERMAN ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You re-engineer them so that they live for 100
>years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
>
>BRITISH ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>They are both mad cows.
>
>ITALIAN ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You don't know where they are.
>You break for lunch.
>
>SWISS ECONOMICS
>
>You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
>You charge others for storing them.
>
>JAPANESE ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You redesign them so that they are 1/10TH the
>size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
>times the milk.
>You then create cute cartoon cow images called
>Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
>
>RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You count them and learn you have 5 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
>You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
>You give up counting and open another bottle of
Vodka.
>
>CHINESE ECONOMICS
>
>You have two cows.
>You have 300 people milking them.
>You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
>and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
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